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Malnourish Jokes

What do you call a witch that only eats sand?

malnourished

Latvian man goes to buy iPhone..

Premise ridiculous! iPhone cannot be use to farm potato.
Also, salesman die of malnourish.

Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke.

Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish.

In romance, I'm like a wild stallion

I'm not well groomed, look somewhat malnourished, don't want anyone to ride me, am threatened by eye contact, and if approached I'm likely to run away before anyone's close enough to touch me.

I’ve noticed that all vegans look the same...

Malnourished.

What's Ozzie short for?

Because he was malnourished as a child.

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Stranded on a deserted island

A Catholic priest is stranded on a deserted island. A man happens to row by the island, and invites the priest to hop in. "Alas, for I cannot accept your charity. My God is kind, and He shall provide."

A few days later, another rowboat happens by, this time piloted by a very attractive woman....
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