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Why was Hitler malnourished?

Because he hated juice

What do you call a witch that only eats sand?

Malnourished.

What do you call a brain eating parasite in The USA?

Malnourished.

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...I was in some South Dakotan ‘mountains’ ...or ‘rolling hills’ as the rest of the world would call them. It was just a fun journey to burn an afternoon and prep my legs for a trip with my friends to Yosemite. (I would actually go on to propose to my girlfriend at the top of Yosemite Falls, and we’...

I’ve noticed that all vegans look the same...

Malnourished.

What's Ozzie short for?

Because he was malnourished as a child.

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Stranded on a deserted island

A Catholic priest is stranded on a deserted island. A man happens to row by the island, and invites the priest to hop in. "Alas, for I cannot accept your charity. My God is kind, and He shall provide."

A few days later, another rowboat happens by, this time piloted by a very attractive woman....

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