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Iron Deficiency Jokes

Iron deficiency gang, rise up!

But not too fast.
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I went to my blonde doctor to ask what was wrong with me

I sat in the blonde doctor's office and told her I was feeling tired and short of breath. She took out her stethoscope, placed it against my chest and listened for a moment.

"You have an iron deficiency.", she said

"You can tell that just from listening to my heartbeat?", I asked.
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What do you call Matthew Broderick after he takes his Iron deficiency pills?

Ferrous Bueller
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Every time someone comments on my wrinkly clothes I just tell them that I have an iron deficiency.

Yep. I do that.
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My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell.

He pointed at my crinkled shirt.
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My wife has an iron deficiency.

In fact, she’s deficient with most household appliances.
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What did the doctor say to to the female to male trans guy.

You have an iron deficiency.
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What do you call a woman with iron deficiency?

Male
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My girlfriend says she can’t stand me.

That’s cause she has iron deficiency.
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