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Iron Deficiency Jokes

Iron deficiency gang, rise up!

But not too fast.

I went to my blonde doctor to ask what was wrong with me

I sat in the blonde doctor's office and told her I was feeling tired and short of breath. She took out her stethoscope, placed it against my chest and listened for a moment.

"You have an iron deficiency.", she said

"You can tell that just from listening to my heartbeat?", I asked.
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What do you call Matthew Broderick after he takes his Iron deficiency pills?

Ferrous Bueller

Every time someone comments on my wrinkly clothes I just tell them that I have an iron deficiency.

Yep. I do that.

My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell.

He pointed at my crinkled shirt.

My wife has an iron deficiency.

In fact, she’s deficient with most household appliances.

What did the doctor say to to the female to male trans guy.

You have an iron deficiency.

My girlfriend says she can’t stand me.

That’s cause she has iron deficiency.

What do you call a woman with iron deficiency?

Male

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