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Make A Wish Foundation Jokes

What do “PETA” and “Make a Wish Foundation” have in common?

A 10% survival rate



I’m so sorry

A child tells the make a wish foundation.

So a child is ill and the make a wish foundation asks "what do you want more than anything" the child responds "to trade places with Donald trump!"

They interpret as he wants to know what it's like to be president for a day.

So they ask trump, he obliges.

Trump meets the child...

There was a terrible mix up at the Make a Wish foundation

The band members of the Cure ending up meeting about 100 kids in one week

What is something the make a wish foundation can't give the children?

A future

So, the make a wish foundation arrives at a hospital room

They talk to the child laying there,
“ are you ready for the surprise of a lifetime“
The kid in a raspy voice replies, “ So a short one?”

A kid from the Make A Wish Foundation told me he wanted to be Batman for Halloween...

So I murdered his parents

Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders and kid from the make a wish foundation are on a plane.

Suddenly, the pilot comes bursting from the cabin with what appears to be a parachute on.
“The engine is gone and we’re minutes from crashing so grab a chute and follow me.
The captain opens the door and takes a leap from the plane. Bernie runs across the plane to grab a parachute but sees t...

Did you hear about the Make A Wish Foundation going bankrupt?

Some kid wished for more wishes.

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