Guys, I'm not saying that Flat Earthers, Anti-Vaxxers, and Creationists are unintelligent people but...

there is a reason why shoes with Velcro straps come in adult size.

Why don't biblical creationists make good doctors?

Because they have no patience.

It's never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam & Eve versus evolution

You're just comparing apples and origins

No evidence is good enough for a Creationist...

But no evidence is good enough for a Creationist.

How many Creationists does it take to change a light bulb?

None - they‘ve invented torches.

A Creationist and Atheist Debate

Creationist: If man evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Atheist: If Adam came from dirt, why is there still dirt?

What do nerds and Creationists have in common?

They're offended by The Big Bang Theory.

Creationist have often made me question evolution

But probably not in the way they think

Why do creationists prefer FIFA to PES?

Because PES is Pro Evolution Soccer.

What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection?

My dogma ate it.

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What is a creationist's favorite button in pokemon?

B to cancel evolution

What do a creationist and a dude with a dinosaur bone fetish have in common?

They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record.

Bill Nye's new show is so bad!

How bad is it?

It turned me into a creationist.

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