Creationist Jokes

Creationist: If man evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Atheist: If Adam came from dirt, why is there still dirt?

His claim was that in order for simple organisms like bacteria to evolve into much more complex life like fish and mice and horses and gorillas and people, an enormous input of energy would be required, therefore it must be impossible.

I stayed up all night trying to think of something that w... read more

If you talk about Evolution, they get mad.

You're just comparing apples and origins

Because they have no patience.

there is a reason why shoes with Velcro straps come in adult size.

But no evidence is good enough for a Creationist.

"...and we are clearly intelligently designed!" he yells. "Just the eye itself is so incredibly complex, it could have only be designed by an all powerful Creator."

The congregation cheers.

"Now please be seated, brothers and sisters. Let the sermon begin." he says, as he puts on his ... read more

But probably not in the way they think

They're offended by The Big Bang Theory.

Because PES is Pro Evolution Soccer.

Density

None - they‘ve invented torches.

My dogma ate it.

Because the creationist did not believe in carbon dating.

They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record.

How bad is it?

It turned me into a creationist.


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