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Doctor: sorry sir but your body has run out of magnesium

Me: 0mg
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What did the scientist said after mixing oxygen and magnesium?

O Mg
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Pickup lines for all of the mineral ladies :)

If you come home with me theres a high chance you will be (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si 8O 22(OH) 2
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My doctor told me some troubling news today.

He said: “Your body has zero magnesium.”

So I replied: “0mg”
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Hey geologists, I'm having a party...

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?
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What does a rusty cow say?

MgOOOO!!!
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Me: you want to come over tonight?

Her: Sure. But I’m still on mg period until Tuesday...

Me: So?? I’m really offended that you think it’s all that I’m looking for!

Her: You’re right. Sorry about that.

Me: Never mind just give me some time to cool off.

Her: Ok

Me: I‘ll just talk to you on Tuesday.
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When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating

When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, "O MG!" -
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What did Newton say when that apple fell on his head?

O mg
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Science Jokes

Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I’m positive

Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, ...
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Fun Facts about ants

So as you may or may not know, ants have many breeds, but above these breeds, two general groups can be seen in ants around the world. These groups are the Macro ants (Big ants), and the Micro ants (Small ants).

Multiple different breeds of ants can be found in each of the two groups (Such ...
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