Doctor: sorry sir but your body has run out of magnesium
Me: 0mg
What did the scientist said after mixing oxygen and magnesium?
O Mg
Pickup lines for all of the mineral ladies :)
If you come home with me theres a high chance you will be (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si 8O 22(OH) 2
My doctor told me some troubling news today.
He said: “Your body has zero magnesium.”
So I replied: “0mg”
Hey geologists, I'm having a party...
Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?
What does a rusty cow say?
MgOOOO!!!
Me: you want to come over tonight?
Her: Sure. But I’m still on mg period until Tuesday...
Me: So?? I’m really offended that you think it’s all that I’m looking for!
Her: You’re right. Sorry about that.
Me: Never mind just give me some time to cool off.
Her: Ok
Me: I‘ll just talk to you on Tuesday.
When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating
When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, "O MG!" -
What did Newton say when that apple fell on his head?
O mg
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