UPJOKE

They're giving away Marshawn Lynch jerseys at my local sports shop.

But I think I'll pass

Saw Marshawn Lynch at the eye clinic a few days ago.

He told me he was just there so he won't get blind.

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

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