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Lutefisk Jokes

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Had a raccoon problem in my crawlspace and nothing worked to get rid of them. My neighbor told me to put lutefisk down there and that the rotting odor would keep them away....

A week later a Norwegian family moved in.

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You know you're a Minnesotan Abroad if

You get weird looks if you ask for your pizza to be cut into squares.

You've gotten strange looks when you whipped out your Super America fuel card, your TCF Bank debit card, your Dunn Brothers gift card, or White Castle refillable cup at a gas station.

You're the only one in a t-shirt...

A man is sitting at a counter when he sees a customer!

The man says to the customer "How can I help you?" and smiles.

"I vould like to purchase some Lutefisk." the customer requests, with a clearly Scandinavian accent.

"Are you Norwegian?" the man at the counter asks.

"*Vhat*? Vhy vould you ask if I were Norvegian? If I vanted pizz...

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