Adam and Eve’s Nationality

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no sh...

What nationality were Adam and Eve ?

They had nothing to wear, shared an apple and thought they were in heaven.

Soviet of course.

A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman argued about Adam's nationality.

A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman argued about Adam's nationality.

The Frenchman said, "Of course Adam was French. Look how passionately he made love to Eve!"

The Englishman said, "Of course Adam was British. Look how he gave his only apple to the lady, like a real gentleman."...

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

What nationality was the third wise man?

Myrrhican!

Merry Christmas!

In WW2 you could identify which nationality your opponent was from by observing their behaviors

If they respond to threats with precise rifle shots, they're British



If they respond with heavy machine gun fire, they're German



If they retreat, they're French



If they switch to your side, they're Italian



If they apologize, they're Canadi...

German tourist visits France.

Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"

German Dude: "German".

Airport Guy: "Occupation?"

German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".

You can often tell someone's nationality by where they're driving.

For example, you can tell if someone's likely from the US if their car is in the _right_ lane.

You can tell if someone is likely from the UK if their car is in the _left_ lane.

You can tell if someone is from China if their car is _on the sidewalk._

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Soviet are asked what nationality Adam and Eve were.

The Brit exclaims “They must have been British! Look at how gentlemanly Adam behaved towards Eve. He must have been an Englishman.”

“Outrageous!” Says the Frenchman. “They must have been French. Look at the love that they exhibited towards each other! Only the French can love like that.”
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What nationality was the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland?

He was Russian!

What's the nationality of someone with many knees?

Polynesian

What nationality are they?

There's this brothel on a small hill above the town i live in. There's two guys, one going up the hill, and one coming down the hill.

How can you tell what nationality they are?

Rather easily. The one going up the hill is Russian, the one coming down the hill is Finnish.

What nationality are always at the end of the race?

The Finnish.

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What's the most impatient nationality out there?

Japanese, they can't even wait for their fish to cook.

Which Nationality always gets locked out of their house?

Italians because they always have gnocchis.

Someone asked me if I could tell them what nationality napoleon was?

I said Corsican

What nationality are you when you walk into the bathroom?

Russian.

What nationality are you while you're in the bathroom?

European.

What nationality are you when you walk out of the bathroom?

Finish.

What nationality is a happy tin?

American.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Latvian were arguing about the nationality of Adam and Eve.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Latvian were arguing about the nationality of Adam and Eve.

"They must have been English," the Englishman offered. "After all, only a gentleman would share his last apple with a lady."

"They surely were French," the Frenchman asserted. "They were so ho...

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What's the only nationality named after a body part?

Japa-knees

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