Regardless of skin color, nationality, or religion, as a species, we are all meant to be friends and brothers

After all, we are *homie sapiens*

The border guard asks Napoleon ‘Can you tell me your nationality?’

‘Course I can.
Corsican.’

Adam and Eve’s Nationality

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no sh...

German tourist visits Poland

Guy at the airport: Nationality?

German dude: German

Guy at the airport: Occupation?

German dude: Nein, nein, only vacation.

A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman argued about Adam's nationality.

A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman argued about Adam's nationality.

The Frenchman said, "Of course Adam was French. Look how passionately he made love to Eve!"

The Englishman said, "Of course Adam was British. Look how he gave his only apple to the lady, like a real gentleman."...

In WW2 you could identify which nationality your opponent was from by observing their behaviors

If they respond to threats with precise rifle shots, they're British



If they respond with heavy machine gun fire, they're German



If they retreat, they're French



If they switch to your side, they're Italian



If they apologize, they're Canadi...

What nationality were Adam and Eve ?

They had nothing to wear, shared an apple and thought they were in heaven.

Soviet of course.

Overheard a 4th grader tell this one...

What’s your nationality when you’re in the bathroom?

European

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

You can often tell someone's nationality by where they're driving.

For example, you can tell if someone's likely from the US if their car is in the _right_ lane.

You can tell if someone is likely from the UK if their car is in the _left_ lane.

You can tell if someone is from China if their car is _on the sidewalk._

What's the nationality of someone with many knees?

Polynesian

What nationality are always at the end of the race?

The Finnish.

What nationality was the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland?

He was Russian!

Which Nationality always gets locked out of their house?

Italians because they always have gnocchis.

What nationality is a happy tin?

American.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Latvian were arguing about the nationality of Adam and Eve.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Latvian were arguing about the nationality of Adam and Eve.

"They must have been English," the Englishman offered. "After all, only a gentleman would share his last apple with a lady."

"They surely were French," the Frenchman asserted. "They were so ho...

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What's the only nationality named after a body part?

Japa-knees

What nationality are they?

There's this brothel on a small hill above the town i live in. There's two guys, one going up the hill, and one coming down the hill.

How can you tell what nationality they are?

Rather easily. The one going up the hill is Russian, the one coming down the hill is Finnish.

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