In WW2 you could identify which nationality your opponent was from by observing their behaviors

If they respond to threats with precise rifle shots, they're British



If they respond with heavy machine gun fire, they're German



If they retreat, they're French



If they switch to your side, they're Italian



If they apologize, they're Canadi...

Regardless of skin color, nationality, or religion, as a species, we are all meant to be friends and brothers

After all, we are *homie sapiens*

Two very old men of unimportant european nationality meet

While talking, one asks: "You watching the football game?" (Soccer for our American friends)

The other says: "Who's playing?"

"Austria-Hungary", says the first.

"Against whom?"

What's Santa's nationality?

North Polish.

A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman argued about Adam's nationality.

A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman argued about Adam's nationality.

The Frenchman said, "Of course Adam was French. Look how passionately he made love to Eve!"

The Englishman said, "Of course Adam was British. Look how he gave his only apple to the lady, like a real gentleman."...

The border guard asks Napoleon ‘Can you tell me your nationality?’

‘Course I can.
Corsican.’

Adam and Eve’s Nationality

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no sh...

You can often tell someone's nationality by where they're driving.

For example, you can tell if someone's likely from the US if their car is in the _right_ lane.

You can tell if someone is likely from the UK if their car is in the _left_ lane.

You can tell if someone is from China if their car is _on the sidewalk._

What nationality are always at the end of the race?

The Finnish.

What's the nationality of someone with many knees?

Polynesian

What nationality was the third wise man?

Myrrhican!

Merry Christmas!

German tourist visits Poland

Guy at the airport: Nationality?

German dude: German

Guy at the airport: Occupation?

German dude: Nein, nein, only vacation.

What nationality was the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland?

He was Russian!

Which Nationality always gets locked out of their house?

Italians because they always have gnocchis.

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What's the most impatient nationality out there?

Japanese, they can't even wait for their fish to cook.

What nationality are you when you walk into the bathroom?

Russian.

What nationality are you while you're in the bathroom?

European.

What nationality are you when you walk out of the bathroom?

Finish.

What nationality are they?

There's this brothel on a small hill above the town i live in. There's two guys, one going up the hill, and one coming down the hill.

How can you tell what nationality they are?

Rather easily. The one going up the hill is Russian, the one coming down the hill is Finnish.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Latvian were arguing about the nationality of Adam and Eve.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Latvian were arguing about the nationality of Adam and Eve.

"They must have been English," the Englishman offered. "After all, only a gentleman would share his last apple with a lady."

"They surely were French," the Frenchman asserted. "They were so ho...

What nationality is a happy tin?

American.

A German Goes On Holiday

He Chooses France as His first destination and Jumps on a Plane. He reaches border patrol and hands his Passport over; The guy working at the booth says to him


*"Nationality?"*
**"German"**
*"Occupation?"*
**"What? No, Silly, I'm Here on Holiday."**

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What's the only nationality named after a body part?

Japa-knees

A man is being asked customs questions at a Ukrainian airport

“Nationality?”
“Russian.”
“Occupation?”
“No, I’m just visiting”

A Swiss man goes to America

(This joke can be told using any nationality you want to make fun of, I’m telling it how my Swiss relatives told it to me)

A Swiss man is driving on the highway in America. At one point, he rear-ends an American car and they both pull over. The American walks over to the Swiss man, yelling ab...

Overheard a 4th grader tell this one...

What’s your nationality when you’re in the bathroom?

European

Angela Merkel arrives in Athens airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

"German," she replies.
"Occupation?"
"No, just here for a few days

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian.

I'll also see myself out.

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