so he asks Bob to explain it to him. Bob says, "Well, it's not all good. See, here's the hinges so it swings open and shut, and there's also a knob you can use to push and pull it." "Wow, it even stays shut when you push it!" says Ug. Bob goes, "Ah see, there's the catch..."
A man went to the register with only a box of condoms.
The cashier asked 'Sir, do you want a bag?'
He replied 'No thanks, she's not that ugly'
A boy goes to the drug store to buy some condoms
A boy goes to the drug store to buy some condoms.
'Do you want a bag?', the cashier asks him
'No', the boy says, 'she isn't *that* ugly'