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Lepers Jokes

A pothead and a leper are in jail

and suddenly lepers' right foot starts to itch. He scratches it against the wall and it falls off. He takes it and tosses it through their cell window.


The pothead is looking at the leper and lights up a joint.


Suddenly lepers' left foot starts to itch. He scratches it against ...

It's hard to tell jokes about lepers

They always seem to fall apart at the end.

Why don't lepers use the Internet?

Because they're digitally challenged.

Never play poker with lepers.

They always throw their hands in.

Ancient Chinese proverb:

Waitress who sit on lepers lap, always keep tip.

2 lepers playing poker...

1 throws his hand in, the other laughs his head off.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off.



This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Lepers are the kindest human beings

You ask them for a hand, they'll give you the whole arm...

What do you call four lepers in a hot tub?

Porridge.

What do you call 4 lepers in a Jacuzzi?

Oatmeal.

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