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Al Gore is in the wrong line of work

Some people's names match their careers surprisingly well. Imagine a psychic named Krystal Ball or a stylist named Barbera Cutter.

But Al Gore is a failure in this regard. He had the perfect opportunity to start a math rock band in the 80s or 90s and just chose to not. It should have been fa...

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There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength.

News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew, a match was set up between the two, America versus Russia. The match would be held in Texas.

John began training immediately. Every day his coach would tell him, “This Russ ...

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Three young college kids on break for summer vacation decided to explore the far ends of the world and see what unique stories and legends they could experience.

Upon their journey, they find a small town filled with families and friends who have lived there for generations on end. The three talk it over and decide it would be fun to stay the night and go chat with the locals to see what transpires.

After checking into the lodge they proceed to unpac...

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What's the difference between me and a raid shadow legends ad having sex with a girl

The ad is longer.

Why are Americans so bad at playing league of legends?

Because they can’t defend their towers.

Captain John McGrue was one of the most respected explorers

Born in England, he became known for his seafaring skills at a young age. At the age of 20, he heard the legends of the greatest drinks in the world, a quest many explorers had tried, but unfortunately none could complete the trip. McGrue was talked out of it by every friend, until at 28, already an...

I get a lot of compliments about my feet...

Some say they're legends!...

Leg. Ends.

I'll see myself out!

In Star Wars Legends, Rey discovers an unusual force ability...

...this allows her to turn as dark as the night like a shadow and even become the shadows of others, useful for creeping up on enemies. The First Order Stormtroopers spoke about this amazing power having heard about it from a commanding officer Rey fought with the force. "Sir was spun around and kno...

You play League of Legends AND World of Warcraft??

Wow, Lol.

Why are foot models legends?

They have achieved incredible feats

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

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I met a sorceress in the desert once

She told me I could have all the churned dairy products and preserved fruit I could ever want, but first I had to marry her and sign a legally binding agreement that she would get it all back if we ever got divorced

Until that day I'd never believed the legends of the prenup butter and jelly ...

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Driving is like League of Legends

Everyone but me is fucking terrible.

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

Who is Orianna's top counter in League of Legends?

Ochrisbrown

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Why does NA never do well at worlds in League of Legends?

Cuz Americans are shit at defending towers

What do you call people who design icons in League of Legends?

Lolicons.

What did people call Iron Man after he started playing "League of Legends?"

The Toxic Avenger.

Did you hear that Nightblue3 and Eminem played League of Legends together yesterday?

Eminem got one shot

What do you call Aussie girls an their period?

Bloody legends

My school did a performance called League of Legends.

It was a play on wards.

Why is Donald Trump not a fan of League of Legends?

Because there's too much Faker news.

Centuries ago, on a remote island in the North Atlantic...

Vikings arrived and began a settlement with help from their Irish thralls. But they weren't alone. All manner of otherworldly beings lurked in the island's hidden corners. The Vikings called these beings *vættir*; the Gaels called them *Aes Sídhe*.

Among these beings were the selkies who frol...

I wanted to make a joke criticising YouTube and how ridiculous it's gotten in there

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