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What’s Sisyphus’ least favorite band?

Rolling Stones

My friend told me a joke about Sisyphus.

It had me rolling.

What kind of music is Sisyphus into?

Rock 'n' roll!

How does Sisyphus deal with his boulder falling down the mountain?

He just rolls with it.

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How do Oedipus and Sisyphus greet each other?

- Yo, rolling stone!

- Yo, motherfucker!

What beer does Sisyphus hate the most?

Rolling Rock.

I hear Sisyphus was a musical genius

The original master of rock and roll!

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I’ve been trying to learn more about Greek mythology…

… but I keep mixing up Sisyphus and Oedipus. I know one fucked his own mother. The other had to roll a boulder up a hill. And believe me, if you knew my mother, you would confuse those two things as well.

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