Gabe Jokes - 11 Hilarious Gabe Jokes

Gabe Newell should be president

That way we'd never have WW3.

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I don't know if Gabe Newell would be a very good president.

But at least there won't be a world war 3.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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The American people should elect Gabe Newell president in 2020.

That way we can be 100% certain the President of the United States will not start World War III.

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The Teacher Asked the Class to Name Something that Ends in -Tor and Eats Things.

Gabe raised his hand first. He said, "Predator."

"Clever answer! They sure eat things!" The teacher told him.

Next, Dylan raised his hand. "Oh! I know! Raptor!"

"You are very smart! Raptors eat many different things," the teacher said.

Then, little Timmy answered. "Vibrat...

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Gabe Newell and Bill Gates should get together.

Not only would there be some epic games, they could comfort each other's inability to count.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

"Babe, it's a valve!"

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A woman is at the park with her son when he starts misbehaving.

She looks at him sternly and says "If you don't stop before I count to 3, we're going home!"

1...

2...

2 and a half...

2 and three quarters...

2 and five sevenths...

Just then a man taps her on the shoulder and hands her his business card. Hi I work for Gab...

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What are your favorite "joke names"?

Here are some of my favorites:

Mike Rotch
Lou Skunt
Gabe Oytoucher
Gabe Athouse
John Gulbunny
T. Nanal

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A mother in law knocks on the door, her son in law opens it....

MIL - hi Gabe, I'm here for a visit.

Gabe - cool. How long are you here for?

MIL - I don't know, as long as you want me to.

Gabe - you mean you won't even stay for a cup of tea?

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