I've only seen Magic Mike, can I see Magic Mike XXL...
...or do I need to see the other 28 in between first?
Old lady walks into a pharmacy while shaking vigorously and breathing heavily.
Old lady: Excuse me?
Pharmacist: yes? How can i help you?
Old lady: Do you have a XXL Super Large vibrator with alkaline batteries?
Pharmacist: yes, we do.
Old lady: For gods sake, tell me how to turn it of!
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So there’s this lady, shopping in a grocery store.
She walks over to the produce section and picks out a nice sized cumber, some large carrots, and a decently sized eggplant. As she continues shopping, she picks up a Barry Manilow cd from the $5 discount bin and a few pumpkin spice scented candles. As she heads to the register she grabs her last ite...