Jude Jokes - 10 Hilarious Jude Jokes

Hey, Jude what kind of bread would you like with your curry?

Naan, naan, naan, naan, naan, naan, naan...

Paul: "So lads, any idea how we're gonna end 'Hey Jude'"?

John: Nah.

George: Nah.

Ringo: Nah.

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What do you call Jude Law with a penis drawn on his chin?

Lewd Jaw

I've never been a fan of the song 'Hey Jude' by the Beatles.

The ending is just too salty.

For the first time in my life, I bought a lotto ticket, hoping for a Jackpot win of $70M.

In moments like this, I was taught to pray to St. Jude, and make a promise to donate some money to St. Jude's Children's Hospital.

I prayed as hard as I could, and I promised to donate $1,000,000 if I win the jackpot.

The next day I read the news. On the front page, it showed my neighb...

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium, sodium sodium sodium sodium,

hey Jude

11 sodium molecules walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey Jude!"

3 nuns decided that well.... they did not want to be nuns anymore.

One day 3 nuns got together and the 1st nun says "Man it sure is boring being a nun. I think I'm going to leave the convent." Both of the other nuns agree and they go to the head nun(sister jude) to let her know that they did not want to be nuns anymore. The 1st nun says," Sister Jude I wish to not ...

My mate with a stutter was telling us a story about his nan.

By the end, we were all singing Hey Jude.

Comic-Con Mysteries Panel

A friend of mine went to Comic-Con in San Diego a few years back, and attended a panel on mystery books and movies. Authors and actors there, a large panel, nearly 20 people. Most of the cast of the Sherlock Holmes movies and a few Agatha Christie adaptation were there. One of the audience members a...

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