Hey have you heard of the sommeliers that formed a rock band?
They're called *Effervescence*. Their hit singles include *"My Last Breathalyzer Test"* and *"Bring Me More Wine"*. And who could forget *"Lacrymismosa"*?
I complimented my chemistry professor, who's from Germany, "Sir, you're so effervescent."
He replied, "Did you effer see me when I effer vasn't?"
The Grim Reaper Challenge
There were three men on an airplane somewhere above the Atlantic ocean. Suddenly Grim Reaper appears on the plane. He says”Before I take you all with me ‘ll give you a chance to survive. Each one of you will throw something to the ocean and if I find it you will die”.
The first one throws a n...
Three men end up in hell...
Three men end up in hell and meet Satan. Satan tells them that he will let the men go to purgatory for a second chance if they manage to pass his challenge.
The challenge was that they had to throw any random item into the river Styx and Satan would let them go if he couldn't find it in und...