My friend who works as a beautician wants to learn Eastern European languages

It sounds challenging, but I know she's going to nail Polish.

A person who can speak two languages is bilingual. A person who can speak three languages is trilingual. A person who can speak four or more languages is multilingual. Question, “So what do you call a person who can only speak one language?”

“An American.”

Languages, what are they called?

Sorry if you’ve seen this one before, but here it goes:
What do you call someone who speaks three languages-Trilingual
What do you call someone who speaks two languages-Bilingual
What do you call someone who speaks one language?

A proud citizen of the United States of America…

Not to brag, but I’m fluent in 10 languages.

English and Binary.

Languages

*Disclaimer I believe I am the originator of this joke, if not I am sure it will be told to me*

What is it called when you use Spanish and English?? Spanglish…..

What is it called when you use Spanish and German……. Let it sink in…..


Sperman

A parrot that can speak in 5 languages.

A guy goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he needs a pet for his mother. The guy says that Mom lives alone and could really use some company. 

Pet shop guy says, "I have just what she needs. A parrot that can speak in 5 languages. She'll have a lot of fun with that bird." 

Th...

What do you say when you can speak two languages, but keep forgetting vocabulary in both:

I am BYElingual

Mario, Wario and Luigi went to northern Norway to visit Father Christmas.

Luigi read a big book of Norwegian ethnography before the visit. Wario read a big book about Father Christmas. Mario read a big book about Scandinavian languages.

They had a great time meeting Father Christmas and visiting the workshops, where they spent a little time watching the elves doin...

In 2025 the world is set to change its official language to Finnish

all other languages were deemed un-finnished

An elderly classical languages professor goes to Rome for a conference.

He hails a taxi as he leaves the airport, and the driver points to a sign saying "Tell driver your destination". The professor hesitates for a moment. He doesn't speak Italian, but doesn't want the driver to misunderstand his directions in English. Suddenly realizing that Italian is descended from L...

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6000 languages in the world

And you chose to talk shit

What do you call someone who is fluent in 3 languages and marginally conversant in 4th?

Pi-Lingual.

I recently learned sign language

So I can tell jokes people has never heard

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There is a parrot at the Vatican who speaks dozens of languages.

This brilliant parrot had been with the Vatican for years. One day, he discovered an old rotary telephone that was still functioning tucked away in a forgotten room within the facility. Lonely as the parrot was, and able to speak so many languages, he began to place call after call to every corner o...

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