Sign Language Jokes

does his mom wash his hands with soap?

I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.

Not sure if I’m any good at it, but I never heard any complaint.

It’s very handy

Turns out it's very handy.

So I can tell jokes people has never heard

I've found it quite handy.

It is the least spoken language on Earth

It was a deaf threat

Apparently nobody there had heard of me

Because the hook makes everything sound like a question.

I was skeptical at first because she started so young, but he is starting to catch on. Without a word I watched her ask if he was “all done” or “wanted more” food during dinner. He tapped his fingers together, signaling he would like more food. I sat in disbelief as she added more food to his plate.... read more

So long story short I'm learning sign language now.

I was speechless.

I said I knew a handful of words.

Could somebody lend me a hand?

OC by myself.

Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s

I gotta say, it's pretty handy.

Anything you like. It can't see you.

They've been standing further away, so I can't hit them with the punch line anymore.

Well, at least they don't get bitten by mosquitoes.

Problem is I was only getting half of what he was saying.


Thought this up yesterday on a camping trip when my daughter was showing me what she learned at preschool.

...it's a deaf-sentence.

is it a speech impediment or an accent?

It's a shame there are so many deaf gorillas.

The audience was left speechless.

It comes in really handy.

Sign language....since it travels at the speed of light.

I'm now officially a sign language interpreter

Now it was a matter of lie for deaf.

I think she needs a better processor.

When he returns home he hides it in his backyard, only to wake up the next morning and find it stolen, with a trail of muddy footprints leading to the mute-deaf a few blocks away. Enraged, he enlists the help of the sign language professor next door, and together, the man armed, they confront the mu... read more

A new study released today shows that 9 out of 10 people who study sign language says it’s handy

The deaf woman says to the guy: *sign language*

And the blind man says:

Think of what it was like for the sign language interpreters.

A jester

An audio book app with sign language. We’ll call it *inAudible*.

Sitting in class Monday going over American Sign Language the instructor is explaining the hand position to a fellow student who is blind(er than I am), my hands starts cramping, as I shake it out I can’t stop laughing.

Professor “What is so funny?”

Mr “Do deaf people with arthritis ha... read more

Once upon a time, long before any type of writing or sign language there lived an attractive young prince.

This prince, through no fault of his own, was cursed by a witch such that he was only allowed to say one word per year.

Fortunately, however, he WAS allowed to save up his words.<... read more

Sign language.



I don't know where I got this from, but I think it's funny so I'll just post it here.

A carpenter took on a young blonde girl as an apprentice. On their first job together, he was on the roof and she on the ground. He shouted down to her, "Tie the saw to the rope so I can haul it up."

She put her hand to her ear, indicating she couldn't hear him. Two more, louder, attempts wer... read more