UPJOKE
ricegrainaustraliacookingdryingtoastedmilkbrandpatentsugarsaltnicotinamidenew zealandbreakfast cerealriboflavin

Krispies Jokes

What made rice krispies before kellogs

Hiroshima

Did you hear that Kellogg is discontinuing some of their cereals like Rice Krispies and Pops?

When that news Cracked, their customers Snapped.

What made Rice Krispies long before Kellogg’s?

The Atomic Bomb

How many people does it take to make Rice Krispies?

Two: Fat Man and Little Boy.

Hiroshima was making rice krispies long before Kellogs.

I'm going to hell for this.

When i was young, i think i ate to much of Rice Krispies

Because all my body does now is snap, crackle and pop

A out of control kid doesn't want to eat breakfast, so he throws cornflakes, rice krispies and nesquick out and burns them

Bloody serial killer

It all starts innocently, mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies, but before you know it you're adding raisins and marshmallows

it’s a rocky road

I thought of a new name for communion wafers:

Christ krispies.

My wife is rather annoyed.

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies

What is a snowman's favourite breakfast?

Ice Krispies.

What do you get when you cross an Asian with a Jew?

Rice Krispies

Best cat jokes lmao

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.