Rice Krispies Jokes - 9 Hilarious Rice Krispies Jokes

Did you hear that Kellogg is discontinuing some of their cereals like Rice Krispies and Pops?

When that news Cracked, their customers Snapped.

What made rice krispies before kellogs

Hiroshima

What made Rice Krispies long before Kellogg’s?

The Atomic Bomb

Hiroshima was making rice krispies long before Kellogs.

I'm going to hell for this.

How many people does it take to make Rice Krispies?

Two: Fat Man and Little Boy.

When i was young, i think i ate to much of Rice Krispies

Because all my body does now is snap, crackle and pop

It all starts innocently, mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies, but before you know it you're adding raisins and marshmallows

it’s a rocky road

A out of control kid doesn't want to eat breakfast, so he throws cornflakes, rice krispies and nesquick out and burns them

Bloody serial killer

What do you get when you cross an Asian with a Jew?

Rice Krispies

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