Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.

He asks a student "Who is your father?

The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."

Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"

The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of...

North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media.

When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.

Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler

I always feel nervous when talking to Koreans.

Everytime I say hello, they always tell me that onions are on sale.

Say what you will about North Koreans

No seriously, they’re not allowed on this site.

My wife is Korean

She's my Seoul-mate

Why aren't there many North Koreans in the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, swim, or jump is in South Korea

What’s the difference between North Korea and the US?

North Koreans can’t tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can’t tell if their leader is dead serious.

Why are North Koreans always left handed?

Because they have no rights.

Why are American school kids the second best FPS gamers next to Koreans?

Because they learned how to dodge bullets in real life

Why do North Koreans only sell one size of drink?

Because they have a Supreme Liter.

You ever tried North Korean Food?

Neither have the North Koreans

TIL 50% of South Koreans have cataracts.

The other 50% drive Rincolns.

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