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What is Luke Skywalker's favorite candy?

Blue milk duds.

Three elderly sisters aged 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.

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One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath tub?"

The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells, "Was I ...

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