My wife walked into the lounge after she heard me grunting.
She looked at me on the floor, sweating, with baubles around me. "Why the fuck are you wrestling with our Christmas tree?" she asked.
I said, "Because you told me to take it down."
A man is tasked with setting out Christmas decorations on a submarine
He spends all night thinking about it, and eventually decides on a Christmas tree. He spends hours putting the tree up, adding tinsel, baubles, and finally the star on top. He takes a step back, and looks proudly at his work. But when he comes back to it later, he finds it torn down.