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Batmobile Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile.

Robin: The batmobile won't start. Batman: Check the battery

Robin: What's a tery

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Batman and Robin go out for a few drinks

Both superheroes are exhausted after a long week of non-stop crime fighting, and decide to chill for a few a hours at the local watering hole.

Robin knows his friend has been working way too hard and for long hours. So he thinks, what the heck, he can get drunk and relax. He decides to remain...

What do toy Batmobiles run on?

Bat-teries

Robin drives the Batmobile

After a hard fought night against some bad guys, Batman and Robin return to the Batmobile. Before entering the Batmobile, Batman says he allows Robin to drive it. Excited, Robin gets in the car with Batman, and starts it up. He goes off at an amazing speed, shifting gears like a mad man, going from ...

Batman giving his Batmobile to robin

Batman: Robin, im giving you my Batmobile.


Robin: aww really batman? thanks!


Batman: yes, its 555-522-8626

Robin walks into the garage in the bat cave to test drive the batmobile.

He jumps into the batmobile and tries to get it started but it wont work.
So Robin goes to find batman to help him.
Robin explains to batman that the batmobile isn't working.
"Check the battery" says batman.
"Who is tery?" Robin says confused.

The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile

They have a tumbler.

Batman gets a call from Robin, who was having trouble with the car

"Batman, I can't get the Batmobile to start! I turn the Batkey, press the Batpedal, but nothing!"

Batman thinks a moment before asking "Did you check the battery?"

There are a few seconds of silence before Robin asks "What's a tery?"

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Batman and Robin go out drinking one night...

...And they both come out drunk as shit. Batman throws Robin his keys and with a slurred speech says: "*hic!* You drive tonight, Robin..."

Robin says "Oh, wow! I get to drive the Batmobile!" and he hops in all excited into the driver's seat, fires up the Batmobile and takes off for the Batcav...

I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most.

"Hey Batman!"
"Yeah, Robin?"
"Didn't we park the Batmobile here?"

Batman and robin after a party

When both of them get to the batmobile,
Batman tells robin that he is too drunk to drive. Robin, says fine I'll drive..

Robin gets sets and starts driving. Before he gets in the highway heading to cave he shifts gears back and forward, stopping at a few lights then ,In the highway he c...

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It's a slow day of crime in Metropolis...

...and Superman is bored to tears. So he decides to fly over to Gotham City to see what Batman is up to. He gets to the Batcave to find the Dark Knight underneath the Batmobile.
"Hey, Bruce," he says. "Whatcha up to today? Wanna get a couple beers, maybe watch the game?"
"Sorry man, I can't," ...

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Well....I'm at the emergency room

Yesterday was not a good day for me. I decided to go ride a horse. The horse made a sudden jerk and reared up, and I couldn't hold on. I fell off, and my foot got caught in the stirrup. The horse kept bucking and running, and was dragging me and wouldn't stop. Thank goodness the manager of the groce...

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Superman is bored...

...because of a lack of crime one day. He starts flying around looking for something to do when he sees Batman. He flies down to Batman and says "Hey Batman, there's no crime today and I'm bored. Do you wanna hang out?"

"I can't. The Batmobile is broken and I have to fix it. Mayby later."
...

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A superheroes joke

Im sorry if the english is bad but im translating this joke from the Spanish:

It's saturday night. The Flash wants to go out and meet some women, so he decides to go and ask Batman to come with him, he runs to the batcave and asks him:
- Hey Bruce! Lets go out to a club tonight and get so...

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