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Kitchenware Jokes

Everyone is always concerned how dirty my kitchenware is

Well my grandma always told me "a washed pot never boils"

You hear about the addict

Who used to keep his drugs in broken kitchenware, he was a bit of a crackpot

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Memories of my grandma

I grew up with 2 brothers and a sister. Our parents tried their best - but it was difficult for them to make time for each of us as individuals. That's why each of the kids alternated spending a weekend at grandma's every month.

I always looked forward to that Saturday morning breakfast. G...

So a blonde woman walks into a store....

and a clerk notices her standing in the kitchenware department. He walks up to her and asks if she needs assistance. The blonde says "Yes," as she holds up an object, "what's this?" 1he clerk responds, "That's a thermos." She replies, "what does it do?" "Well it keeps hot things hot and cold things...

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Today I found out my roommate was pansexual...

Needless to say I was pretty shocked when I woke up and found him in bed with all of our kitchenware.

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