You know kid, back in my day they called me a spork...

I fork pretty well, and I ain't a bad spoon neither

Why is the spork so bad in relationships?

Because when he’s done forking he never wants to spoon.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

It tunes and scoops?

What do you call a tool that both tunes and scoops?



A tuning spork!

Dear Fork,

Dear Fork,

I know we haven't spoken since I ran away with Dish, but I thought you should know you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair.

Sincerely,
Spoon

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A Frenchman, a Englishman, and a American go to a rainforest

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