500m Jokes - 6 Hilarious 500m Jokes

Why cant Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone...

Because he's dead

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How did a phone survived 500m fall?

It was on airplane mode.

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What's 500m long and eats only potatoes?

People in Soviet Union waiting in line for meat.

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My friend was showing off about his new watch that survives up to 500m underwater...

Turns out he couldn’t

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There should be a Olympic sport just for women

Name it “500m jump to conclusions”

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The best sniper ever

One guy pretends that he's the world's best shooter.
As everybody suspicious, He said: "See this fly?" Then aim at the fly 500m away and shoot.
A man laugh and said "well, your fly is still flying my friend!"
and the shooter to reply "It might fly, but it will never fuck again."

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