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Did you see the news about Jonathan Ross, dressing up in a blue uniform and trying to provide antenatal care?

They say heโ€™s having a midwife crisis.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

Think Positive for 2018. Jonathan Ross was out walking when he was knocked to the ground by a giant dog which stood over him barking. He thought..

..it's good to have a woof over your head.

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