How do people from the Jersey Shore show their condolences?

They send their thots and players

What's the Difference between NHL Players and the Jersey Shore Girls?

NHL Players shower after three periods.

What did Michael Sorrentino say when they asked him if he would be ok with wearing adult diapers on some of the new episodes of Jersey Shore?

It depends on The Situation.

Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino was indicted on tax charges today

The Situation does not look good legally.

I was watching Jersey Shore the other day when I thought...

I didn't know I had animal planet.

Whats the name of that old reality show where they go fishing and catch a bunch of crabs?

Oh, right.

Jersey Shore...I miss that show.

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"Angry Notes" Courtesy of Saurabh on Fropki.com

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get it up. Enjoy dreaming about that.
Sincerely,
Logic

D...

Snooki's kind of like Hurricane Sandy...

She's large, slow-moving, an has blown just about everyone in the Jersey Shore.

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