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We should have a TV show where illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship

We can call it "Alien vs Predator"

What’s the most popular reality tv show viewed by the crew of Deep Space Nine?

Keeping up with the Cardassians

Why did it take 17 years for the TV show Friends to do a reunion?

They were on a break.

I’m binging a TV show for free on Amazon, but it won’t let me watch certain episodes. Specifically episode number 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, and 97.

Those are only available on Amazon Prime.

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It took a lot of balls for my friend to join the new reality tv show called “Embarrassing Bodies”.

Three, to be exact.

Lately I've been getting turned on every time I see someone cut in two on my tv shows

So yeah I guess I'm bisectual

What is Belle Delphines favorite TV show?

The Simpsons

Normally I hate those trashy, fake, rigged reality TV shows...

But I might watch the presidential debate tonight anyway.

Last night, I watched a TV show about a girl who was bleeding uncontrollably.

It was a period drama.

What's Boris Johnson's favourite TV show?

Deal or No Deal

I'm going to write a TV show about a detective living in Hawaii who uses mathematics to solve crimes in a circular fashion

that's right, Magnum Pi.

Why was the TV show "The Bachelor" a failure in Saudi Arabia?

Episode 1, after 10 mins:

"I'll take them all..."

\- End -

Stolen from an old TV show

I used to play water polo, but, but my horse drowned.

A tv show about the earth would be really boring

It would just be the same 4 seasons over and over again being rerun.

I keep trying to learn about this one TV show,

but every time I ask “What is Jeopardy?”, people just laugh.

What do you call someone who spoils tv shows?

A serial killer

I wanted my friend to resume the tv show about a bank robbery.

I guess I wanted him to de-pause-it.

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My black friend said he doesn't watch the tv show "Friends," because it's racist.

How can it be racist though when it doesn't even have black people in it?!?

I was watching a tv show about the worlds best ceiling...

And I realised that mine wasn't the best, but it was definitely up there.

I think my bipolar girlfriend is in a TV show.

She is always in the middle of an episode.

TV Show Pitch: 30 Unvaccinated Kids Live in a House Together

We'll call it Survivor.

Why did the Software Engineer reality TV show get cancelled?

People thought it seemed too scripted.

What is a serial killer's favorite TV show?

Naked and Afraid

About 15 years ago, my girlfriend dumped me on a tv show that ended up airing on tv.

This is very personal information to me guys, so whatever you do, don't watch "To Catch a Predator" episode 3.

A Make-a-Wish child wanted to know, if his favorite TV show was staged or real. The producers told him that he will need to wait for a little longer.

Now he's dying to know the truth.

Can you imagine Netflix making a TV show about storming Area 51?

But then again, Stranger Things has happened

Do Germans like Andy Samberg TV shows?

Nein Nein!

There was a great TV show about lumberjacks.

But it got axed.

What's a TV show you'll never see on reddit?

The OC.

Some might doubt that TV shows inspired hundreds of thousands of people to raid Area 51 looking for supernatural beings

but I've seen stranger things

They say an 80s D&D TV show couldn't work on a modern internet streaming platform

But Stranger Things has happened.

I had an idea for a JFK tv show but no network would pick it up

They kept saying I was trying to assassinate his character

Have you heard of the TV show about kamikaze attacks?

It didn’t last longer than the pilot

TIL: ”Buckwheat” from the “Little Rascals” tv show converted to Islam...

His new name is “Kareem O Wheat”

Working on an underfunded TV show is really hard

All those involved deserve some props

What is Isaac Newton's favorite TV show?

Gravity Falls

I just watched a TV show where a bunch of stoners are sitting around having mild arguments.

It’s a mellow drama.

Have you heard of the TV show about the airplane?

It sorta crashed and burned, but I think its because the pilot wasn't very good.

They should make a TV show about people who dance on logs,

They can call it Log-a-Rhythm.

Why did the banker like the TV show?

Because he was invested in the story.

What's a cokeheads favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

I thought of an idea for a new reality TV show...

It's about a group of Middle Easter Islamic terrorists that are entering their 40s. They stop buying an excessive amount of guns and explosives and instead start purchasing luxery cars and motorcycles. I call the show Midlife ISIS.

What do you call a TV show discussing renewable energy?

The solar panel

They're giving Caitlyn Jenner ANOTHER TV show

Apparently, they have her competing in the Olympics again. It's going to be called "Drag Races".

What's a TV show hacker's favorite kind of cyber attack?

A DDOL - Direct Denial of Logic

After 15 years people are still making references to the TV show Friends.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

What do you call a tv show about female puberty?

A Breasted Development

When you market TV shows and movies in other countries, it's not uncommon to change the title in order to appeal to the local population.

For example, the Chinese title for "Black Mirror" is "Really Cool Ideas".

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

Two men on death row are discussing TV shows.

One asks: "So do you prefer Game of Thrones or The Walking Dead"?


The Other Answers: "Oh, I'm a Walking Dead man"

Why are TV shows full of drug use?

Because studios misread the demand for a strong heroine.

Every time a character in a TV Show says “another round please” they’re immediately handed a drink by an attentive bartender.

But every time I do it all they say is:

“For the last time, I’m not a bartender. This is planned parenthood. You need to leave.”

Like okay! I get it I’m not rich and famous!

Hey Dad, I have this idea for a TV show

"Hey Dad, I have this idea for a TV show. It's like those ghost hunter shows, but instead of idiots walking around in the dark saying, "Is there a spirit in here?", it will be skeptics debunking it, and finding out what's really going on."

"They had a show like that when I was a kid."
...

Two programmers are in a TV show...

The host describes the rules:
"One of you will have to guess a person by asking yes/no questions to the other person, which will have a name of this person assigned by us."

When the game starts, the first question is asked: "What is the name of this person?"

The second programmer th...

I’m starting a tv show where I play hide and seek with my uncle.

I’m going to call it naked and afraid.

I'm writing a TV show about a girl named Abigail who moves to the big city

It's called Downtown Abbie.

Donald Trump is about to watch an episode of his current favorite TV show...

Orange is the New Black

My friend's daughter started to cry when she saw Bieber got shot in the TV show.

My friend said to his daughter;

'Don't cry. He's not actually dead."

The girl said;

'That's why I'm crying!'

My favourite TV show is the one that shows funny clips of things being destroyed and everything going wrong!

Or, as some people call it...the news.

Good news for Detroit - a major TV show just signed to do filming there!

Unfortunately, it's Survivor.

What is a suicide bomber's favorite TV show?

The Big Bang Theory.

What is the most popular tv show in the middle east?

Dora the Exploder

A blonde and a brunette are watching a TV show...

The brunette bets the blonde $10 that the man in the episode would jump off a bridge. The man jumps off the bridge and blonde pays the the brunette $10. The brunette feels guilty because she had already seen the episode, so she confesses to the blonde. The blonde says, "I've seen it too, but I didn'...

I watched a tv show about beavers today...

Best dam program I've ever seen!

Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be

That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order.

Did you hear about the new extreme camping TV show?

It's in tents.

If the United States government had a reality TV show...

It would be called House of Tards.

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

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