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We should have a TV show where illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship

We can call it "Alien vs Predator"

\[EDIT\]: Wow I can't believe the amount of people who would want to make it a reality. *Netflix if your seeing this post you know what to do.*

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We should have a TV show where illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship

We can call it "Alien vs Predator"

Normally I hate those trashy, fake, rigged reality TV shows...

But I might watch the presidential debate tonight anyway.

What is Death’s favourite TV show?

Better Call Soul

I just saw this joke on a very serious TV show, The Old Man.

A woman and her son were walking on the beach when a giant wave swept over them. The woman was separated from her son and she looked all around and couldn’t see him anywhere. She looked up at the sky and screamed “Whoever is up there please help me. My son is everything to me, I can’t live witho...

A tv show about the earth would be really boring

It would just be the same 4 seasons over and over again being rerun.

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What was Hitler favorite TV show?

The Amazing Race

Watched this TV show called "How To Get Out Of Bed"

Exciting stuff...I was on the edge of my sheet

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I have to commend my friend for having a lot of balls to sign up for the Reality TV show, “Embarrassing Bodies”.

Three, to be exact.

Thomas Aquinas Walks into a bar... (from the TV show Madam Secretary)

Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar, and the bartender pours him a big goblet of mead.

Bartender says, "How ya doin?"

Aquinas says, "Oh, not so great. I've been working on this treatise for seminarians. Uh, basically explains all the major points of Catholicism. It could be the most impo...

What's Boris Johnson's favourite TV show?

Deal or No Deal

What's a cokeheads favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

I was watching a tv show about the worlds best ceiling...

And I realised that mine wasn't the best, but it was definitely up there.

What will they call Trump’s prison reality TV show?

Orange is the new Orange.

What TV show is all about cattle's digestive tracts?

Graze Anatomy

They're giving Caitlyn Jenner ANOTHER TV show

Apparently, they have her competing in the Olympics again. It's going to be called "Drag Races".

What’s the most popular reality tv show viewed by the crew of Deep Space Nine?

Keeping up with the Cardassians

Why did it take 17 years for the TV show Friends to do a reunion?

They were on a break.

There's a TV show on later that will teach you how to make your guitar sound better.

Stay tuned.

What’s Anastasia Steele’s favorite TV show?

Grey’s Anatomy.

Why was the TV show "The Bachelor" a failure in Saudi Arabia?

Episode 1, after 10 mins:

"I'll take them all..."

\- End -

What is Isaac Newton's favorite TV show?

Gravity Falls

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

What do you call someone who spoils tv shows?

A serial killer

There was a great TV show about lumberjacks.

But it got axed.

I keep trying to learn about this one TV show,

but every time I ask “What is Jeopardy?”, people just laugh.

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There was going to be a great TV show about the Air Force, but one of the actors was accused of sexual misconduct…

so they cancelled the pilot.

Lately I've been getting turned on every time I see someone cut in two on my tv shows

So yeah I guess I'm bisectual

Do Germans like Andy Samberg TV shows?

Nein Nein!

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My black friend said he doesn't watch the tv show "Friends," because it's racist.

How can it be racist though when it doesn't even have black people in it?!?

About 15 years ago, my girlfriend dumped me on a tv show that ended up airing on tv.

This is very personal information to me guys, so whatever you do, don't watch "To Catch a Predator" episode 3.

Why did the Software Engineer reality TV show get cancelled?

People thought it seemed too scripted.

Why did the banker like the TV show?

Because he was invested in the story.

Working on an underfunded TV show is really hard

All those involved deserve some props

TV Show Pitch: 30 Unvaccinated Kids Live in a House Together

We'll call it Survivor.

Two programmers are in a TV show...

The host describes the rules:
"One of you will have to guess a person by asking yes/no questions to the other person, which will have a name of this person assigned by us."

When the game starts, the first question is asked: "What is the name of this person?"

The second programmer th...

If Bill Cosby and Donald Trump had a TV show, it would be called

“Grab em By The Pudding”

Last night, I watched a TV show about a girl who was bleeding uncontrollably.

It was a period drama.

Heaven is where the music is from the 80s, the TV shows are from the 90s, and the internet is from the 2000s.

Hell, meanwhile, is where the music is from the 2000s, the TV shows are from the 80s and the internet is from the 90s.

What do you call a tv show about female puberty?

A Breasted Development

Can you imagine Netflix making a TV show about storming Area 51?

But then again, Stranger Things has happened

Have you heard of the TV show about the airplane?

It sorta crashed and burned, but I think its because the pilot wasn't very good.

I wanted my friend to resume the tv show about a bank robbery.

I guess I wanted him to de-pause-it.

[OC] What do you call it if I wash a classic Chevy and make a TV show about it?

The Fresh Rinse of Bel Air.

What's a TV show hacker's favorite kind of cyber attack?

A DDOL - Direct Denial of Logic

Why are TV shows full of drug use?

Because studios misread the demand for a strong heroine.

What do you call a TV show discussing renewable energy?

The solar panel

I thought of an idea for a new reality TV show...

It's about a group of Middle Easter Islamic terrorists that are entering their 40s. They stop buying an excessive amount of guns and explosives and instead start purchasing luxery cars and motorcycles. I call the show Midlife ISIS.

TIL: ”Buckwheat” from the “Little Rascals” tv show converted to Islam...

His new name is “Kareem O Wheat”

Hey Dad, I have this idea for a TV show

"Hey Dad, I have this idea for a TV show. It's like those ghost hunter shows, but instead of idiots walking around in the dark saying, "Is there a spirit in here?", it will be skeptics debunking it, and finding out what's really going on."

"They had a show like that when I was a kid."
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What is a suicide bomber's favorite TV show?

The Big Bang Theory.

What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

I forget the name of it, but my favourite TV show is that one where you’ve got to try and guess which one is lying and which one is telling the truth. Presented by that Welsh guy.

What’s it called again?

Oh yeah, The News.

I watched a tv show about beavers today...

Best dam program I've ever seen!

I’m binging a TV show for free on Amazon, but it won’t let me watch certain episodes. Specifically episode number 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, and 97.

Those are only available on Amazon Prime.

A blonde and a brunette are watching a TV show...

The brunette bets the blonde $10 that the man in the episode would jump off a bridge. The man jumps off the bridge and blonde pays the the brunette $10. The brunette feels guilty because she had already seen the episode, so she confesses to the blonde. The blonde says, "I've seen it too, but I didn'...

They say an 80s D&D TV show couldn't work on a modern internet streaming platform

But Stranger Things has happened.

I have a friend who lives just outside of Chernobyl in Ukraine who watched the new Chernobyl TV show

He counted 9 historical inaccuracies on one hand

I had an idea for a JFK tv show but no network would pick it up

They kept saying I was trying to assassinate his character

I’m starting a tv show where I play hide and seek with my uncle.

I’m going to call it naked and afraid.

Life before the computer:

Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show.

A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano. A web was a spider's home. A virus was the flu.

A CD was a bank account. A hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad wa...

I've been told I look like someone from a popular TV show.

Feeling flattered I asked which show?

"To Catch a Predator"

I just watched a TV show where a bunch of stoners are sitting around having mild arguments.

It’s a mellow drama.

I'm going to write a TV show about a detective living in Hawaii who uses mathematics to solve crimes in a circular fashion

that's right, Magnum Pi.

Did you hear about the new extreme camping TV show?

It's in tents.

Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be

That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order.

I'm writing a TV show about a girl named Abigail who moves to the big city

It's called Downtown Abbie.

My favourite TV show is the one that shows funny clips of things being destroyed and everything going wrong!

Or, as some people call it...the news.

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