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Water Park Jokes

I took my dog to the water park,

Staff said it went against regulation, but...

This time they'd let it slide.

When the Mexican guy forgot his ticket to the water park, the employee let him in anyway

“Typically I’m a stickler about this sort of thing,” he remarked “But I’m gonna let this Juan slide.”

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Bob Rob and Knob find a magic water park and decide to go inside

Inside the park they came across a wizard next to a big slide and decide to approach him. As they reach the wizard says:

"Welcome to my magic slide, whatever you shout as you go down the slide is what the swimming pool at the end will be full of"

The 3 friends excitedly climb up the sl...

What do you call a water park attraction that kills you??

The Suislide.

My boss told me to make a PowerPoint presentation about water parks.

There's loads of slides.

Your momma so fat

A water park hired her to sit in a wading pool and start flapping her thighs together to make waves.

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