Sandy Hook Jokes - 7 Hilarious Sandy Hook Jokes

The kids at Sandy Hook wanted books

But instead, they got magazines

I don't really understand Sandy Hook jokes...

I guess they're aimed at a younger audience.

What do you call a little kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What kind of punch takes out 20 kids and 6 adults?

A sandy hook

Best pick up line.

Hey is your name Sandy Hook?

Cuz I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Whats a punch that can kill 26 people?

A Sandy Hook

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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