Jeopardy Jokes - 25 Hilarious Jeopardy Jokes

Who has made maximum money on Jeopardy?

Alex Trebek.

I find all the answers shown on Jeopardy! ...

to be highly questionable.

If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's about rich people paying money for answers to questions.

That is all.

What's the rarest category on Jeopardy?

Contestants with southern accents

Jeopardy is the one show where I know all the answers

I just don’t know the questions!

Mike Tyson is playing Jeopardy and the clue is "The part of a flower's stamen where pollen is produced".

He's the first to buzz in. Alex Trebek calls on him:

Alex: "Mike?"

Mike: "What is the answer?"

Alex: "You can't ask me, Mike. You have to give me the answer."

Mike: "I am! What is the answer?"

Alex: "You have to give *us* the answer to the clue, Mike, we can't tell...

I am unemployed but my local News show said there's 2000 jobs in Jeopardy..

So I'm moving there on Monday..

I just found out they have Canadian Jeopardy

It's almost the same, only your answers must be in the form of an apology.

I do really well on Jeopardy. I get all the answers, every one of them, almost instantly.

I do, however, have a lot of trouble coming up with the questions.

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My wife walked in on me while I was watching porn

In a panic reflex I instantly changed to a random channel, the Jeopardy game show. As my wife walks out she says: "you should stay on the porn channel.. your not smart enough for Jeopardy."

Levar Burton cannot replace Mayim Bialik as the host of the show...

Because Captain Picard would never willingly put a member of his crew in Jeopardy.

What does the White Rhino have in common with Alex Trebec?

They’re both in jeopardy...

A quip in which the punchline comes before the set-up.

What is a Jeopardy joke?

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If Alex Trebek is accused of sexual harrasment...

his career will be in jeopardy!

I keep trying to learn about this one TV show,

but every time I ask “What is Jeopardy?”, people just laugh.

you gotta kind of feel sorry for Alex Tribek

most of the time...his life was in Jeopardy!

You know the punchline for it won't be funny either, but it'll still be reposted eventually.

Why are Jeopardy! jokes posted on Reddit not hilarious?

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I got stopped on my Harley and well shit..

I think my license might be in jeopardy..
and all just because of a stupid state trooper...
The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over on my bike:
Trooper: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"
Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."
Trooper: "...

Three guys are about to be executed.

One's a lawyer, one's a priest, and one's an engineer.

They bring out the lawyer first, put him under the guillotine, and pull the lever, but the blade gets stuck halfway down. The lawyer goes, "Ah-ha! By pulling the lever, you have technically carried out the execution, which according to th...

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There once live a man named Keith.

Keith’s mother had instilled in him the wisdom of an old adage: “Obsessions are only a problem if you have fewer than two.” To that end, Keith made sure that he always had at least two obsessions on the go. And as the years passed, and Keith married and settled down, two particular passions endured...

This year in Heaven the Christmas celebration was also a costume party. Everyone dressed up.

Many people came as movie characters, from Gandalf the Grey (and White) to Jason Bourne to Black Widow to Harry Potter. Alan Rickman went as Hans Gruber, which made St. Peter exclaim "See, Die Hard IS a Christmas movie!" St. Peter was dressed as the "Fragile" lamp from A Christmas Story. Moses showe...

John was an Astronaut...

John was an astronaut scheduled to fly on his first mission to the International Space Station. The media frenzy surrounding the launch was maddening. Everywhere John went, the media followed him.

He would part the curtains at his home in the morning, and the media was out there peering in, t...

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An 80 year old couple is watching Jeopardy when a Viagra commercial comes on...

The husband says with a smile, "You know what, Edith? I'm gonna go to the doctors office tomorrow and get some of that Viagra."

Edith says, "Well you better make an appointment for me too."

Her husband replies, "Naw honey, I'm the only one who has to take the stuff."
Edith says, ...

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Boris Johnson dies...

His soul arrives in heaven and he is met by St.Peter at the Pearly Gates. Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there's a problem: We seldom see a Conservative here and we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in; I'm a believer," says Johnso...

So a frog walks into a bank...

So a frog walks into this bank to apply for a bank loan. He approaches the tell and notices her name tag says Patricia Whack. He walks up to her and says, "Miss Whack I'm here to apply for a bank loan. I need $30,000 to go on my dream vacation." Patty is a little thrown off by this unusual request a...

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