My jazz musician friend would always hit people who played the wrong note

Well, sax to be you.

Guys I really want to break up with my Jazz musician girlfriend but I can't

The Sax is too good

What’s the difference between a pop musician and a jazz musician?

A pop musician plays 4 chords to thousands of people, and a jazz musician plays thousands of chords to 4 people.

BREAKING: American Jazz musician sentenced to 12 months in prison, legally changes name

Felonious Monk will be eligible for parole in 6 months

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Why aren't jazz musicians missing their girlfriends during quarantine?

They're already used to the sex on phone

A coach full of jazz musicians has broken down on the motorway, blocking all lanes.

Police say to expect some long jams.

What do you call a sad jazz musician?

Elvis Depressley

The world's greatest blues musician and the world's greatest jazz musician are having dinner together. Who pays the tip?

Nobody. They don't charge at the soup kitchen.

How does a jazz musician get a million dollars?

By starting with two million dollars.

A rock musician, a classical musician and a jazz musician are sitting together, drinking...

Rock musician talks about his recent band tour,
- "and after all taxes were paid and such, I was able to afford a nice little yacht from the remaining money."
The classical musician smiles and says,
- "Well, kinda nice. My orchestra sold so many records though, I was even able to afford ...

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

Why do jazz musicians drink gin straight?

Because they can never find the tonic.

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Why do jazz musicians prefer to drive crappy old cars?

Because they're always making a new sound.

Don’t upset jazz musicians

They might snap

A conductor is getting an orchestra together for a performance but having trouble finding a clarinet player.

Finally, he calls a contractor who tells him "Well, the only guy I've got available at this moment is this jazz clarinetist.”

The conductor replies "I can't stand working with jazz musicians! They dress lousy, they're always late, and they all have an attitude problem.”

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Kids jokes

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A: Nothing, it just waved.



Q: Do old planes retire?

A: No, they just get more turbulent.



Q: Why did the young plane study so hard?

A: He really wanted a higher education!



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