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What's the difference between a cellist and a booty call?

One's Yo Yo Ma, the other is yo mama.

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

An orchestra is performing Chopin

Halfway through the performance a cellist bursts into the concert hall, late and drunk as a skunk. He then pushes his way to his seat and starts awkwardly sawing away at his cello as if nothing was awry.

The conductor was furious! He snapped his baton and dove at the cellist, choking him to d...

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