UPJOKE
custodianplumberlaborerstewardkeeperhousekeeperdoormanbookkeeperbricklayercharwomanwaiterreceptionistelectricianwelderschoolteacher

Janitors Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My mother told me I should always treat the janitor with the same level of respect I show to my CEO

That's how I started sucking the janitors cock.

What do you call a bunch of janitors who made a band?

The bleach boys.

What do you call the janitors of the CIA?

Sweeper Agents

A man asks a janitor in his office...

"Hey, don't you get tired being just a janitor?"

The janitor is taken aback. "Excuse me, let me tell you that even if I'm just a janitor, I have a kid each in Harvard, MIT, and Princeton."

"Wow," the man is surprised, "what courses are they taking?"

"Nah, they're janitors too."

What do Janitors bikes sound like?

"Broom"

A movie about janitors impressed critics.

Later that year the movie swept the Oscars.

Why are there so many janitors from Poland?

They know how to Polish better than anyone.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

How are war veterans and janitors alike?

You won't believe the shit they've seen!!

Where do janitors go at night?

They go to sweep.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Two Polish janitors are unhappy because they always get passed over for promotions.

Anatol and Artur are two Polish janitors. They always seem to get passed over for promotions. They discuss the issue and decide that Artur will ask the boss about it.

Artur goes to his boss. "Why are me an Anatol always passed over for promotions? We work hard."

The boss says, "It's no...

What do you call a small group of terrorists pretending to be janitors?

A sweeper cell.

The School Janitor

Janitor: I know im just a school janitor, but my eldest son is in M.I.T., his younger brother in Princeton, and my youngest in Harvard.

Student: (amazed) Wow, what are they studying?

Janitor: Oh no, they are janitors as well.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.