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Family Name Jokes

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The Smith family name gets its origin from a line of blacksmiths. The Cobbler family name get its origin from a line of shoe repairmen.

What the hell was going on with the Dickinson family?

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A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests there, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.

So she approached him, smiled and said politely, "Hello, my name is Carmen."

"That's a beautiful name", he replied, "Is it a family name?"

"No", she replied, "As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I choose Ca...

I'm proud to be a Asian descent, with my family name Chao. When we have family gatherings…

It's completely Chaos!

Some names make sense. Like "Johnson" was probably given to the son of a guy named "John". Or how someone with the family name "Smith" most likely had some Blacksmiths in the family at some point.

But when someone has the name "Dickinson." I draw the line.

I once met an irritating man who upheld his family name.

He was Hanoi-Ying.

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A Mario joke I heard for the first time today:

Mario is a Japanese character, so his family name could be Itsumi, or in Japanese name order…

Itsumi Mario

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because crocodooladoo is a good family name.

A man moves from China to the US looking for work

After he and his wife settle in, they find themselves prospering in their new country. Years later, they have a son, who grows up to be a powerful and respected businessman. One day, he comes home with a woman wrapped around his arm

"Mom, Dad" he says,"This is Tiffany Wong." His parents are...

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Her name was Carmen...

Carmen is invited to a party, and decides to go solo. Once there, she quickly discovers she doesn't know anyone, and moves to the bar to grab a drink. Scoping out the partiers in the hopes of finding someone she knows, she spots a good looking young man in the corner, also all alone. She approach...

The Ungent family owns a successful soap business

They recently created a brand new soap to release to their customers, and all things went well until it became time to name their soap.

“It should be named after the scent,” one declared.

“No, no, no,” another corrected, “it has to be after our family name.”

“Why can’t we just c...

Bob is on vacation and as he is exploring the city he is hailed by a man standing outside a bar

"Come inside!", the man says, "we have the best music around!"

Bob looks up at the sign hanging above the door and reads out loud "The Jazz Hole... interesting name."

"It's a family name, actually. My father founded this bar over twenty years ago." The man pauses for a moment and stick...

James LeBron has done what so few people can: he’s unified the country, left and right.

Also, did you know that the Chinese put their family name *first*, to honor their ancestors?

A husband, wife, and son arrive at the entrance to an English royal palace for an evening dinner...

Before each guest enters the palace, a butler formally introduces each family to the guests with an announcement. As the family approaches the butler at the entrance, the butler asks:

Butler: “And your family name, sir?”

Husband: “Bates”

The butler opens the door and with loud ...

A burglar is breaking into a house at night.

A burglar is breaking into a house at night.

He pries the window open, gets out his duffel bag to start looting, and he suddenly hears:

"Jesus is watching."

The burglar stops in his tracks and turns quickly thinking someone was home and he was found. But he saw nothing, and just...

Inigo Montoya gets married

He tells his new wife that he has always wanted a son to carry on the family name. They try for several years, but never have any children. Upset, he takes her to Miracle Max to see what can be done. Miracle Max looks her over, asks some questions, consults his books, and comes back with the bad new...

The lost family legacy of the swordsmiths

My grandfather revealed the story behind our family name to me a few weeks before he passed - our ancestors used to be Swordsmiths to the ancient dynasty. It is from here we derive our surname. Popularly though, we were known as the swords. Our swords were known across the land for their sharpness a...

A husband and wife give birth to twins...

...but realized that they simply don't have the money to support a family. They put the twins up for adoption without so much as giving them names, after deciding it was for the best. Soon, one twin is adopted by a Mexican family, and his new family names him Juan. Shortly after, the other twin i...

There was a peasant married couple in Switzerland during WWII.

They had just had twin sons that they knew weren’t safe in Europe with the bombing and havoc around their country. They separated them by sending one of them to Mexico and one to Arabia. The Mexican brother was named Juan by his foster parents, and the Arabian family named the other brother Ahmal. T...

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