Breaking News: Local man hit his wife with a power cell which had its top and bottom coated in electrolytes
He has been arrested for a salt-end battery.
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New Treatment For Sunburn!
A guy visiting over here in Puerto Rico fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the sever...
Why are people supporting Donald Trump?
Because he has what plants crave; electrolytes.
An electrolyte and a solvent are talking in jail.
Solvent: What are you in for? Electrolyte: A salt charge.