Astrologists are said to be poor interpreters...

but they always find something, if it's any constellation.

You think the Presidential debate was hard to watch?

Think of what it was like for the sign language interpreters.

If lawyers are disbarred and priests are defrocked, then...

Electricians are delighted

Corpses are decrypted

Cowboys are deranged

Models are deposed

Underwear models are debriefed

Dry cleaners are depressed, decreased and depleted

Jilted women are debrided

HVAC technicians are deducted

Tennis linemen ar...

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