What did the lazy algorithm say to the next iteration upon receiving an interim result?
Calc you later!
The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim.
The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.
A man goes the doctor complaining of a very sore leg.
He gets in early at 11.55am, and tells the doctor his leg is sore.
He then explains that he’s also experiencing some other weird things with the leg.
The man explains to the doctor that every hour on the hour, his thigh asks for money.
The Doctor is a bit perplexed, but waits un...
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A parole officer makes a house visit...
He walks sternly and silently into the house then to the upstairs hallway. He stops, reaches up and pulls a chord which releases a smaller set of stairs. He trudges up them and at the top he stands with a scowl as he examines the unfortunate scene. He yells, "What the hell, are you ever going to get...