Do I enjoy randomly appointing people to judicial positions?
I'll let you be the judge of that.
Appointing a class monitor..
*Teacher*: What do you do after school?
*1st Student*: I go and buy weed from Yakobo
*2nd Student*: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.
*3rd Student*: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo.
*4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework.
*Teacher:* You ...
USA elected a billionaire that is appointing other billionaires to fix the system that made them billionaires
I laughed so hard thinking about this on the dinner table
Old tribal wisdom says that wh...
Old tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. Businesses, however, often try other strategies. These include... 1. Buying a stronger whip. 2. Changing riders. 3. Saying things like "This is the way we always have ridden this hor...
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These three men went into business together and the first one said: "I put up sixty-five percent of the capital, so I'm the president and chairman of the board."
“I put up thirty percent of the money," said the second, "so I'm appointing myself vice president, secretary and treasurer."
“Well I put up five percent," pointed out the third partner. "What's that make me?"
The chairman said, "I'm appointing you vice president of sex and music." ...