Injures Jokes

So he calls the front desk and asks them to find him a doctor.

"you're in luck, sir! We have a doctor that lives in this very hotel."

They send the doctor up. After tending to the man's injuries the man remarks:

"Wow! I never would have thought this hotel would have its own do... read more

"Doc, will I be able to play the piano now?"

"Of course! This won't stop a thing."

"That's good, because I couldn't play worth a damn before!"

...Would you say that he's in *pane*?

A guy's playing basketball with his buddies when he injures a finger badly.

He goes to the doctor and explains what happened.

The doctor examines it and says "It's broken, but we'll be able to get it healed up just about as good as new."

The guy gets a concerned look on his face... read more