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A monocle walks into a bar

After a few drinks the [monocle](http://www.yoghurt-optimal.by/img/avatar-elements/monocle.png) starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have t...

Why don't you ever see an elephant in a tree?

Because they are so good at hiding!

.... except for [this one!](http://img.brainjet.com/slides/3/9/0/0/6/4/3900648295/377fc78441ea21907a99551e720faa4c5f277dfc.png)

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