Why is Deutschland like a sprouting seed?

They're both a germination!

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On his death bed, an old jew says to his wife:

Oh, Sarah, when the shop burned down you were right beside me, no? - Sure I was, Moshe.

When the Nazis drove us out of our beloved Deutschland you were beside me again, no? - I was, Moshe.

And now you're at my death bed, aren't you? - I am, darling.

I'm starting to think you're ...

German lawmakers are considering a policy that makes all Uber ride sharing free

If the law passes, then Deutschland will über alles

Did you know that taxis in Germany can only pick up customers on special side streets?

They're called Deutschland Uber alleys.

Uber teams up with Lyft to fight ride-sharing restrictions in Germany

Deutschland Uber allies was probably a bad choice for the name of the coalition.

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