What do you call someone who is in love with multiple hunks of pork?
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If Herodotus was a vlogger
It's ya boi Herodotus back atch ya with another travlog!
So, I was in Delphi, and man, they be real mad with em Spartans.
Not taking sides, just my 2 Drachmae. Maybe my Athenian homies should've toned down their backstabbing a little bit, so that those Spartan hunks didn't have to canc...
Three T-Rexes are walking when one of them brushes against a shiny stone.
A genie appears and grants them one wish each.
The first says "Make a huge hunk of meat fall from the sky in front of me." The genie clicks his finger and it happens. The first T-Rex begins eating happily.
Thinking of the possibilities the second T-Rex yells "Make a shower ...
I don't get all these themed weddings you see now a days
My wife and I have just been invited to a Game of thrones themed wedding. Where the hell do I find 'formal chain mail'? And do you know how expensive it is staying in a castle! My friend keeps telling me how much fun it's going to be. Think about what it's going to be like when everyone is dres...