I was out to dinner with my parents and wife. Excused myself to go to the bathroom. My dad stops me. Says wait. I said, oh you have to go too? He says no. Mention my name and you'll get a better seat.
Hello, my name is John and I would like to tell you about the time I entered a hairstyle competition. You see, I have always loved trying out different hairstyles and colors. It is something I have put great effort into!
It was about February of last year that the idea of entering a hairstyle...