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Extraordinaire Jokes

Dad joke extraordinaire

I was out to dinner with my parents and wife. Excused myself to go to the bathroom. My dad stops me. Says wait. I said, oh you have to go too? He says no. Mention my name and you'll get a better seat.

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A callow youth walks into a talent scout’s office…

…gingerly cradling a cardboard box with some small holes poked in two sides.

After sitting nervously among a four-foot-tall sword swallower, a violinist with six-fingers on each hand, and a sexy contortionist named LuLu LaFrance who whispered something in his ear that turned him beet red, the...

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