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Humpback Whale Jokes

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Whales have pretty sexual names, Sperm whale, humpback whale...

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Two humpback whales walk into a bar.

After seating themselves, the stunned bartender asks what they will have.

The first whale responds, “Oooooooo….. Eeeeeeeee…. Oooooooooooooooooh!”

The second whale says, “Shut up, Frank. You’re drunk.”

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Interspecies communication breakthrough!

I just sat on the toilet and realized my butt speaks fluent Humpback Whale!

Today in the Gulf Stream, two dolphins were caught cheating on their significant others, and in the East Australian, a humpback whale gave the term new meaning when he was found in the fins of another beluga.

I like to stay on top of current affairs.

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