Sperm Whale Jokes - 15 Hilarious Sperm Whale Jokes

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Whales have pretty sexual names, Sperm whale, humpback whale...

Your mom

Did you see the update to the sperm whale Wikipedia page?

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Sperm whales

Could they be the reason the sea is so salty?

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Where did all the sperm whales come from?

Moby Dick

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What do sperm whales have on their front porch?

A whalecum mat.

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Chuck Norris Once Jizzed in the Ocean

That's why we have sperm whales.

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A small sperm whale and his dad are swimming through the ocean

He asks his dad where he came from and the dad responds, "my penis, of course!" The son, disgusted, "that's gross! Thanks a lot dad." And the dad says, "you're whale cum!"

I once held a door for a sperm whale. He said thank you.

I said, you're whale cum.

From where did the sperm whale get it's name?

Ask your grandparents.

One day a sailor gets on his boat named the “SS Sperm whale”

He notices several people looking at him wondering about the name of his boat. He decides to dispel their confusion and spreads his arms wide then says,

“Hey guys! Whalecum!”

I can’t think of a sperm whale joke right now.

But I guess it’ll come to me

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I once stole a jar of sperm whale semen from my friend, the scientist. After a few years, I felt bad, and eventually returned it. My friend was obviously confused by this and said "Thanks, but what is it?" I replied...

"Your whale cum."

A blue whale walks into a bar...

The bartender says "you're too big, get outta here!"
Killer whale walks into the bar, bartender says "hell no, no killers here!"
Then a sperm whale walks in and says "can I stay?"
"Sure" says the bartender, "sperm whales are always whale-cum"

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Moby Dick goes to a bar

And swims up to the bartender and orders his usual, a bucket of plankton. The shark bartender prepares his order and slides it over to the whale at the bar but notices the whale start eating without saying thanks.

“Hey, you’re welcome!” yells the bartender

A couple seconds goes by an...

Genie grants a man one wish

A man stumbled upon a genie walking along the beach who agreed to grant the man one wish. What would like to wish for human? The genie asks. The man demands the genie to turn him into a sperm whale so that he can swim across the oceans and the whole world freely. Very well says the genie and to no s...

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