Krill Jokes - 25 Hilarious Krill Jokes

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I want to krill myself.

What do you call a shrimp that gets run over by a car?

Road Krill

What’s it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp?

A krilling spree

What do Whales do when they hook up?

Netflix and Krill

What does a Blue Whale do on a date?

Netflix and Krill.

What do whales like to draw with?

A-krill-ic paint.

TIL Humans eat more krill than whales.

I can't remember the last time I've eaten a whale.

If I hear one more pun about whales,

I’m gonna krill myself

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What do you call a license to hunt fish?

A license to krill!

How does a whale buy their drugs?

By the krill-o-gram

What do shrimps do when they’re depressed?

They krill themselves

The scariest and most feared whale in the entire ocean had his son kidnapped by krill

The scariest and most feared whale in the entire ocean had his son kidnapped by krill, in a guerilla act of revenge for all of the family they'd lost over the years. They snuck up one night, and in their masses, surrounded the sleeping calf, and swam away, carrying him miles away from his father. ...

What does a government give to their top agent who is also a shrimp?

A license to Krill.

I'm a sad, hungry whale

I'm gonna krill myself

Sad moment today when I ran over a box of shrimp

Road Krill

What do whales do on a second date?

Net flicks and krill.

A father and son are watching a documentary about evolution...

...the boy had already watched this episode and was viewing it again carefully as he found it a bit confusing as to what the different prehistoric animals were evolving into. He recalled this episode ended with an ant-like insect becoming a crustacean-like animal. By the end he said 'Ep seen, did an...

Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me.

I only suffered super fish oil injuries, but I'm lucky I wasn't krilled!

What did the suicidal Meganyctiphanes norvegica do?

Krill himself.

whats a blue whale's favorite date night?

netflix & krill

What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

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What's the difference between a seamstress and a whale

A seamstress cuts up frills and a whale fucks up krill's.

A whale performs a La Roux cover......

"Mmmmmmmmmm.......I'm goin' in for the krill"

What did the depressed plankton do?

It krilled iself!

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